Sunday, 15 November 2015

DEAR LAZY AFRICANS...arise beyond your sentiments

                                      
“They call the Third World the lazy man’s purview; the sluggishly slothful and languorous prefecture. In this realm people are sleepy, dreamy, torpid, lethargic, and therefore indigent—totally penniless, needy, destitute, poverty-stricken, disfavored, and impoverished. In this demesne, as they call it, there are hardly any discoveries, inventions, and innovations. Africa is the trailblazer. Some still call it “the dark continent” for the light that flickers under the tunnel is not that of hope, but an approaching train. And because countless keep waiting in the way of the train, millions die and many more remain decapitated by the day”.

The above citation is culled from an article titled YOU LAZY (INTELLECTUAL) AFRICAN SCUM!

Dear Africans, as you read this piece of mine, I can imagine your anger and frustration regarding the words of the author. However, before you crucify me or the writer of the article, of course in solidarity for your dear continent, Africa, let me plead with you to apply the brakes.

I urge you to open your mind, beam your searchlight on Africa, and carefully, gather your facts before exercising your right of anger. On this note, let me thank you for heeding to my appeal.

Now that you have settled to gather your facts, it makes sense to hear more from the writer. He says:

“I spent three years in Africa in the 1980s,” “I wined and dined with Luke Mwananshiku, Willa Mungomba, Dr. Siteke Mwale, and many other highly intelligent Africans.”


Notice this, as contained in the article: "I was part of the IMF group that came to rip you guys off.” He smirked. “Your government put me in a million dollar mansion overlooking a shanty called Kalingalinga. From my patio I saw it all—the rich and the poor, the ailing, the dead, and the healthy.”

With this opener,: Iet me now ask you, do you think he has said anything reasonable, something that could be of concern to anybody that truly love Africa, a food for thought sort of?

While you’re thinking about that, please permit me to proceed. This time, I won’t bother you with any question. I will instead, humbly request you to do something for me. If you consider it necessary, share your findings with other people, but find how you can address one or two issues that follow.

My request is very simple. Please, take a deep look around you, consider the number of people that have died in your community. If you’re done with that, may I ask you, how many of this number do you think died out of hunger, starvation and poverty? Similarly, how many died of curable diseases, denials or neglect?  As a matter of fact, how many of the women among them died during child delivery?

It may also interest you to take a close look at some other issues and as a matter of fact, reflect on them also. Would you like to spare a thought, about news headlines on the media, reporting achievements and huge amounts of money expended on projects that hardly serve the needs of the people? Do you think it is necessary to reconcile the reports by visiting any of the public schools, in your dear continent, Africa? Take a field trip to assess the public schools in your own community? This request is for those who will pretend that they do not know about the condition of the public schools, this on its own speaks volume.

While you are thinking about the above and probably preparing your defense, I wish to assist you with another information released by the authour of the cited work. this is what he said:
“I have since moved to yet another group with similar intentions. In the next few months my colleagues and I will be in Lusaka to hypnotize the cobra. I work for the broker that has acquired a chunk of your debt. Your government owes not the World Bank, but us millions of dollars. We’ll be in Lusaka (Africa) to offer your president(s) a couple of millions and fly back with a check twenty times greater.”

Challenged by his arrogance, somebody close-by, quickly conferred with some "patriots", fellow African’s, you may know them; and they said, our President, His Excellency, Chief, Dr. General… is incorruptible.

Would you like to know what the authour wrote? Please read on:

He was laughing. “Says who? Give me an African president, just one, who has not fallen for the carrot and stick.”

I almost jumped out of myself, but the cry of a dying neighbour, brought me back. It reminded me of the state of your hospitals. It brought to my mind the stark truth that most of your hospitals lack of equipment. instead of resolving peoples medical cases they complicate them.

That notwithstanding, I picked my car key, and set off with the dying neighbour to the hospital, but the state of the road was something else. At a point I wondered, was I truly helping the sick or causing more problems for him?  You can’t belief it, the roads constructed not quite long, after billions in different currencies were expended, have become death trap, yes unmotorable.

At the hospital, ordinary routine drugs were not available. The few medical team present referred patients to their own Private hospitals. The elusive drugs have found their ways into the Private hospitals. The laboratory tests that were conducted were done with government equipment, at no cost to the practitioners. Yet, the patients pay exorbitant fees for such services. Report has it that anytime an attempt is made by the government to check such practices, the threat of strike by the Doctors heightens.

You can imagine my frustration when in this state of mind, I suddenly saw what the writer wrote:

At midnight we were airborne. The captain wished us a happy 2012 and urged us to watch the fireworks across Los Angeles. “Isn’t that beautiful,”? “That’s white man’s country,” he said. We discovered the bulb, and built this aircraft to fly us to pleasure resorts like Lake Africa.”

Luckily there was a very brilliant African around. He truly showed the stuff brilliant Africans are made: “Grinned. And in a bid to belittle the writer, said: “There is no Lake Africa.”

Reacting to the response of your intelligentsia, the author wrote:

“That’s what we call your country (continent). You guys are as stagnant as the water in the lake. We come in with our large boats and fish your minerals and your wildlife and leave morsels—crumbs. That’s your staple food, crumbs. That corn-meal you eat, that’s crumbs, the small Tilapia fish you call Kapenta is crumbs. We the Bwanas (whites) take the cat fish. I am the Bwana and you are the Muntu. I get what I want and you get what you deserve, crumbs. That’s what lazy people get, Africans, the entire Third World.”

Did you note that? One would have expected that he will stop there but he did not. Continuing he wrote:

“You my friend flying with me and all your kind are lazy”. “When you rest your head on the pillow you don’t dream big. You and other so-called African intellectuals are damn lazy, each one of you. It is you, and not those poor starving people, who is the reason Africa is in such a deplorable state.”

Going by this development, I can imagine the mood of “your” African intelligentsia. However, he struggled and presented a protest, saying: “That’s not a nice thing to say”.

This time the writer did the unexpected, he wrote:

“Oh yes it is and I will say it again, you are lazy. Poor and uneducated Africans are the most hardworking people on earth. I saw them in the Lusaka markets and on the street selling merchandise. I saw them in villages toiling away. I saw women on Kafue Road crushing stones for sell and I wept. I said to myself where are the African intellectuals? Are the African engineers so imperceptive they cannot invent a simple stone crusher, or a simple water filter to purify well water for those poor villagers? Are you telling me that after thirty-seven years of independence your university school of engineering has not produced a scientist or an engineer who can make simple small machines for mass use? What is the school there for?”
My dear esteemed reader, not minding your shenanigan and unsubstantiated anger when you came in contact with this write-up, something tells me and boldly too, that you are by now finding it difficult to maintain your balance. I have the belief that sentiments have started give way to reality. But in case, I am wrong, please forgive me. As a matter of fact, I am in the know that most Africans are shock absorbers.

Please wait a minute, there is a newsflash, on the television screen, it reads “Billions in various currencies stashed away by African leaders discovered”.

Please bear with me, I will go back to the news later. I just saw a passage in the article that reads:

“Do you know where I found your intellectuals? They were in bars quaffing. They were at the Lusaka Golf Club, Lusaka Central Club, Lusaka Playhouse, and Lusaka Flying Club. I saw with my own eyes a bunch of alcoholic graduates. African intellectuals work from eight to five and spend the evening drinking.

An African, obviously disappointed, quipped from a distance, what of your own intellectuals? To this the author replied: “We don’t. We reserve the evening for brainstorming.”

Thank goodness, there was an African intellectual on board the plane. The authour wrote:

“And you flying to Boston and all of you Africans in the Diaspora are just as lazy and apathetic to your country. You don’t care about your country and yet your very own parents, brothers and sisters are in Mtendere, Chawama, and in villages, all of them living in squalor. Many have died or are dying of neglect by you. They are dying of AIDS because you cannot come up with your own cure. You are here calling yourselves graduates, researchers and scientists and are fast at articulating your credentials once asked—oh, I have a PhD in this and that—PhD my foot!”.

On the strength of the above, the African, quickly asked: what should we do? Remember, you can educate a person, but you can't make him think. 

To this end the author wrote:

“Wake up you all!” he exclaimed, attracting the attention of nearby passengers. “You should be busy lifting ideas, formulae, recipes, and diagrams from American manufacturing factories and sending them to your own factories. All those research findings and dissertation papers you compile should be your country’s treasure. Why do you think the Asians are a force to reckon with? They stole our ideas and turned them into their own. Look at Japan, China, India, just look at them.”

On this note, a passer-by challenged me to tell him when the public tap in my area ran last. He also raised the issue of electricity supply, which I boldly told him has increased tremendously in the city where I reside. However, he challenged me to prove my claim. I out-rightly told him that it was long I heard people shouting NEPA (the acronym for the National Electric Power Authority), the government organ responsible for electricity supply in my country, Nigeria. The shout of NEPA is synonymous with power outage, and occurs regularly.

He reminded that the name NEPA has changed. There and then a voice rose in support of me. He told the inquisitive man that electricity supply has improved. When the other man demanded to know, the impact of that on their businesses, he replied “the voltage has been very low, competes with the candle light”.

My Dear, lover of Africa, what do you make of all these. More importantly, are you still annoyed? If you are, I wish to know. Is it with the authour of the cited piece; with African leaders; with yourself; with me, with all Africans? Beyond any sentiment, me think the problem is with us, in us, in Afri... 

To the article writer, I say, bravo, thank you, "imela", "nagode", "oshie" for your reawakening thoughts, for your unflinching belief in Africa, for caring for Africa, my continent, far more than myself, my leaders and other Africans.Truly, we need this kind of push from time to time.

(Please note:  the italicized portions of this article are culled from an article written by Field Ruwe, a US-based Zambian media practitioner and author. Again, some of the potions you see “Africa” were originally Zambia).          

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